Why didn't I think of this?

Airline-service cutbacks and airport-security delays are the worst! But nothing maddens travelers more these days than the knowledge that airport security is now rifling through their checked bags - breaking locks when necessary to do so. Complaints of theft and careless handling are now on the rise.

Promoting themselves as long-haul bellhops, Virtual Bellhop will pick up your bags and ship them to your hotel before you get there. Then, at the end of your trip, they ship them back home. Nice!